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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Prejudice is the conjurer of imaginary wrongs, strangling truth, overpowering reason, making strong men...
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Wisdom does not show itself so much in precept as in life – in...
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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #11165
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #25733
The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing.
Quote #32050
Charity begins at home.