Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #16732
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
Quote #21978
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #1506
I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly...
Quote #29494
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
Quote #28262
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Quote #8149
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Quote #27188
How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives.
Quote #20851
Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving...