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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
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There’s not the least thing can be said or done, but people will talk...
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Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a...
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Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and...
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For ’tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard…
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It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though...
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Brain researchers estimate that your unconscious database outweighs the conscious on an order exceeding...
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I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.