Quote #19116
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #29446
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #26377
Those who steal from private individuals spend their lives in stocks and chains those...
Quote #27560
Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know...
Quote #24931
Be not as one that hath ten thousand years to live death is nigh...
Quote #24258
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living...
Quote #29818
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote #2055
Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.