Quote #32793
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #25149
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #23304
I think the presidency is an institution over which you have temporary custody.
Quote #27842
First we form habits, then they form us. Conquer your bad habits or they...
Quote #12740
Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Quote #23702
The rain fell alike upon the just and upon the unjust, and for nothing...
Quote #30920
Vulnerant omnia, ultima necat. (All the hours wound you, the last one kills)
Quote #16216
The true aim of everyone who aspires to be a teacher should be, not...
Quote #11301
Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.