Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #34074
We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the...
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #26807
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
Quote #8882
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost;...
Quote #3689
I see music as the augmentation of a split second of time.
Quote #30168
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #9258
He appears to have been weened on a pickle.
Quote #29675
Men are not made religious by performing certain actions which are externally good, but...