Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #4757
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do...
Quote #30442
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what...
Quote #8455
Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Quote #22655
He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones.
Quote #20919
A hit, a very palpable hit.
Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
Quote #28240
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.