Quote #29168
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #6872
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #31857
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
Quote #28993
No man was ever endowed with a right without being at the same time...
Quote #27651
I am responsible only to God and history.
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #7210
The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.