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Ambition is putting a ladder against the sky.
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
Quote #7044
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Quote #5350
There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
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So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #26397
Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are...
Quote #1502
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
Quote #17914
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that...