Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #12364
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.
Quote #2471
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #16152
To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only...
Quote #18713
A great flame follows a little spark.
Quote #5661
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Quote #4816
I think that I shall never seeA poem lovely as a tree.
Quote #1323
I am at two with nature.
Quote #12031
When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...
Quote #23976
The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new...