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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
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Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
Quote #6170
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having...
Quote #23990
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Quote #32971
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes...
Quote #33306
Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #26948
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent...
Quote #13684
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?