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I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall...
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage...
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the...
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Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his...
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God helps those who help themselves.
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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
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Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong...
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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due...