Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #5782
To fly we have to have resistance.
Quote #12124
During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by...
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #22004
There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #1149
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Quote #23675
The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to...
Quote #27690
He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s...
Quote #5151
A poet that reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.