Quote #7703
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
Quote #27889
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just...
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #30347
The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition...
Quote #21861
…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #25555
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be. . .and there...
Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #8137
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.