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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
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Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.
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The best ideas are common property.
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They didn’t need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn’t...
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When you are feeling depreciated, angry and drained, it is a sign that other...
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If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
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No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her...