Quote #20049
Debt is the slavery of the free.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #37
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the...
Quote #27342
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #15377
Judgment is forced upon us by experience.
Quote #14039
You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever...
Quote #12992
Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will...
Quote #7607
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
Quote #8342
The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.