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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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For I dipt into the future, as far as human eye can see, saw...
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #11837
If men want to oppose war, it is *statism* that they must oppose.
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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a...
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...
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Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Quote #21822
Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and...