Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #27896
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
Quote #5356
We will not have peace by afterthought.
Quote #13601
No one worth possessing Can be quite possessed.
Quote #30128
Character is what you are in the dark.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #13257
To conceal ignorance is to increase it. An honest confession of it, however, gives...
Quote #29674
A man cannot do good before he is made good.
Quote #29450
Anarchy is not chaos, but order with out control.