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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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There is no sense in crying over spilt milk.
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One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the mind, and...
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No man is ever old enough to know better.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
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Plodding wins the race.
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A big man is one who makes us feel bigger when we are with...