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If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...
Quote #17727
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #10451
I hold a creed, which no one ever taught me, and which I seldon...
Quote #21151
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
Quote #8056
Death is not the worst thing; rather, when one who craves death cannot attain...
Quote #34027
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #3305
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Quote #1892
Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.