Quote #6163
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
Quote #11807
Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #30944
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
Quote #4381
Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.
Quote #10857
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Quote #27232
If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with...
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #31502
You don’t raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like sons,...
Quote #24525
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...