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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
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If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
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Even though work stops, expenses run on.
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There’s always something to suggest that you’ll never be who you wanted to be....
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who...
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A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it,...
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
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Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty.