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Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of...
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This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never fought Should contrive...
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I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims...
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One truly cannot be described, If the one doing the describing Has a bad...
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Nothing exists except atoms and empty space;everything else is opinion.
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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Many search for happiness as we look for a hat we wear on our...
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.