Quote #25843
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
Quote #19662
He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change...
Quote #4127
If you have a fallback plan, you will fall back.
Quote #3769
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be...
Quote #24677
Liberty cannot be preserved without a general knowledge among the people.
Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Quote #1764
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #17387
We know accurately only when we know little with knowledge doubt increases.