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A penny saved is a penny earned.
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We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side one which we...
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Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
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Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
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Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
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Do not speak quickly it is a sign of insanity.
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Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
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We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
Quote #29710
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.