Quote #29458
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #10862
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He...
Quote #25889
I never reprimand a boy in the evening-darkness and a troubled mind are a...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #22677
The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered...
Quote #5200
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until...
Quote #33030
We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.
Quote #11504
You become responsible forever, for what you have tamed.
Quote #9197
I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you...