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A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and...
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A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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To know when to be generous and when to be firm — this is...
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We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They...
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When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask,...
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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We must not believe the many, who say that only free people ought to...
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It doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep...
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The saddest thing of word or pen, To know the things that might have...
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Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and...