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Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. And...
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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
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Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries....
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Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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But love is blind and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit;...
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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I guess we’d be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody...