Quote #26620
Kites rise highest against the wind—not with it.
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Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
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My strong point is not rhetoric, it isn’t showmanship, it isn’t big promises-those things...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #30323
I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the...
Quote #3567
All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by...
Quote #25992
The lessons taught in great books are misleading. The commerce in life is rarely...
Quote #10809
The world is not made of molecules, the world is made of stories.
Quote #4901
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest...