Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
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Minds do not act together in public they simply stick together and when their...
Quote #6123
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #6506
“Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on...
Quote #3934
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #31110
This was a great year for preventive worrying. Seldom in recent history have so...
Quote #3465
… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #10237
And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the...
Quote #22920
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.