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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get...
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Climb mountains to see lowlands.
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An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A...
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The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.
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Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step only he...
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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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Nobody ever died of laughter.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get...