Quote #3535
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Quote #28539
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #7812
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #6235
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
Quote #21547
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.
Quote #1589
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #31127
Calamity is the test of integrity.
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #5817
There are no speed limits on the road to excellence.