Quote #451
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that...
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #28144
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Quote #22446
Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor. (When love is not madness, it...
Quote #12916
Learn to obey before you command.
Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Quote #6962
The world loves to be deceived.
Quote #21647
The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
Quote #27847
Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.
Quote #10367
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...