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I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
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You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
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Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously; And I...
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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
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I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
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Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.