Quote #12123
The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else...
Quote #18494
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #14454
We must dare to think “unthinkable” thoughts. We must learn to explore all the...
Quote #24270
Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations,...
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #34400
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #24586
The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
Quote #18649
Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.)
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.