Quote #15148
Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.
Quote #28283
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #19029
The only certain means is to render more and better service than is expected...
Quote #17316
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
Quote #2459
Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: Animals...
Quote #12858
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
Quote #17220
There is one thing stronger than all the armies of the world, and that...
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #20769
Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find.
Quote #30337
All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.