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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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You see things and you say, ‘Why’ But I dream things that never were...
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A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
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The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their...
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
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It’s pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind...