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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
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Whoever has inhabited the United States must have perceived that in those parts of...
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When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
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Remember that lost time does not return.
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The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free...
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A high heart ought to bear calamities and not flee them, since in bearing...
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Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.