Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #6629
God makes all things good; man meddles with them and they become evil.
Quote #20849
Lord, what fools these mortals be
Quote #34322
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #11300
Anger is one of the sinners of the soul.
Quote #32604
Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a...
Quote #18638
Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical.
Quote #973
Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.
Quote #13186
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.