Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #18964
Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
Quote #20834
Simply the thing I am shall make me live.
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #3595
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
Quote #24659
It is impossible to underrate human intelligence–beginning with one’s own.
Quote #28094
I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #21818
It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the...
Quote #9488
There is only one way to hurt someone who has lost everything — give...
Quote #13077
To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created...