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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #25838
Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible reason distinguishes between the sensible and...
Quote #4983
I have not slept one wink.
Quote #20694
Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #20594
To err is human to forgive, divine.
Quote #20945
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is To have a thankless child
Quote #27644
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is...