Quote #8285
All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...
Quote #23503
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #2770
The mistakes are all there waiting to be made.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #21684
So as this only point among the rest remaineth sure and certain, namely, that...
Quote #14412
He only profits from praise who values criticism.
Quote #3481
No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is...