Quote #1717
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
Quote #3187
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #9872
Some of the best advice I ever received was “Man, that was terrible”.
Quote #14228
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...
Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #33427
I don’t confuse greatness with perfection. To be great anyhow isthe higher achievement.
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #5865
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you...
Quote #34685
Creativity is…seeing something that doesn’t exist already. You need to find out how you...