Quote #18458
I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #4562
It is better to learn late than never.
Quote #11705
War is delightful to those who have not experienced it.
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I agree with every word you write, and I can prove this in no...
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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #7240
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
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A man is so in the way in the house.
Quote #16682
The outer conditions of a person’s life will always be found to reflect their...