Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it...
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #22375
No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
Quote #31748
A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy and nothing...
Quote #7139
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of...
Quote #26407
Learn and think imperially.
Quote #22804
Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the...
Quote #28209
You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Quote #28343
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...