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We trained very hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to...
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Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
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Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
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Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to...
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Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who when their turn...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.