Quote #33567
After my recent brush with voicelessness, I thought I’d share with you a few...
Quote #2242
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #17054
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all...
Quote #13156
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Quote #5169
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #30720
Men do not understand books until they have had a certain amount of life,...
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #24480
You are a king by your own fireside, as much as any monarch in...