Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #9133
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
Quote #3647
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #9977
It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
Quote #19158
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Quote #8042
We have to believe in free will. We?ve got no choice.
Quote #4346
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Quote #6978
To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches.
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #31015
Don’t be sad, don’t be angry, if life deceives you Submit to your grief...