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Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
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Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes in the sense that almost certainly...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
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Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the...
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America has believed that in differentiation, not in uniformity, lies the path of progress....
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No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.