Quote #5307
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #28384
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Quote #30817
He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
Quote #33397
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
Quote #21309
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
Quote #24753
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
Quote #29140
Age, health, and stage in life have nothing to do with serving or not...
Quote #22658
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
Quote #25945
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.